Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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