As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
My balls are so social today.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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