why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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