quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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