I just pynch a tree in the face
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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