She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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