I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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