We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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