she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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