yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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