After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
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