Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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