What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
