i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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