Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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