Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Fuck appropriateness.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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