operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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