I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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