yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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