Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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