this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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