he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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