guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
no you cant smoke seaweed
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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