i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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