i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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