People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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