what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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