he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Randomize
