I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
