Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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