thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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