Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize