My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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