she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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