Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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