sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
How external is "for external use only"?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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