Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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