It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Found your dick twin last night
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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