I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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