Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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