I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I got her a Nickelback box set.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
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