what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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