Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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