If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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