Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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