Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
"it" just moved
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Randomize
