Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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