Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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