Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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