i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
