Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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