i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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