Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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