I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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