There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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