I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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